HIV Jokes

HIV can be very depressing. So aku letak la sikit lawak2 berkaitan HIV kat sini. Let’s just take them as a quick relief from our daily stress.. 🙂

Joke 1 :

There was a German, an Italian and a Newfie on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die…..

1. To be shot

2. To be hung

3. To be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death

The German said, “Shoot me right in the head.” Boom, he was dead instantly.

The Italian said “Just hang me.” With a snap of the rope he was dead.

Then the Newfie said, “Give me some of that AIDS stuff.” They gave him the shot and the Newfie fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.

The Newfie said “Give me another one of those shots.” The guards injected him again and now the Newfie was laughing so hard that tears rolled down his cheeks and he was doubled over laughing.

Finally the warden said “What is wrong with you?” The Newfie replied, “You guys are so stupid……………I’m wearing a condom.

Joke 2 :

A recent study has revealed alarming statistics that suggest senior citizens are the now biggest carriers of AIDS…

Hearing AIDS
Seeing AIDS
Chewing AIDS
Walking AIDS
Government AIDS

Haha! Okay, not so funny.. 😛



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